
I’ve not only been watching Game of Thrones, but reading the books, as well. Immersing oneself completely in a world unlike one’s own results in a sort of culture shock. I find myself thinking things like “What would my house motto be?” and “What would my coat of arms look like?” and “Would my family be sneaky like the Lannisters or stupidly noble like the Starks?”
Here is the result:
HOUSE LUCCI
Home: Castle Slanty Shanty, in the Wilds of Central Penn’s Woods
Colors: Purple and Orange
Coat of Arms/Animal Symbol: The Derpy Dog (Willie, our canine)
Motto: “What’s for dinner? Do I have to leave the house to get it or do they deliver?”
Kinfolk: Luccis of the Burgh of Pitts, Lord Jake the Software Designer of Borough Brooklyn, Medical Maesters of Roanoke
Enemies: New Jersey
Strengths: Snarking, being good at computers, knowing about pop culture, surviving on a tight budget
Weaknesses: Living in a home that has no right angles in it anywhere. (Castle Slanty Shanty would be easy to destroy, since it’s already halfway there.)
JOIN HOUSE LUCCI! WE WILL RULE PENN’S WOODS TOGETHER!